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"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5) 12/12/2015 at 16:19 • Filed to: Fiveliterfivespeedfoureyenotch

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It’s the middle of December. I live in Rhode Island. It’s 60 degrees out. That doesn’t usually happen. So to celebrate, when my 8.5 month pregnant wife asked me to go get her soup, I took the Mustang.

I also had to pick up some things from my parents for the imminent babification of my home and vehicles:

Basically, my Mustang is useful as fuck. Its also fun as fuck and loud as fuck, and my neighbors probably hate it, but what can you do?

Horray for mild December in New England!

PS9 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 12/12/2015 at 16:35

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but what can you do?

Steal it. I mean, if an opponaut takes your car, can you even call that stealing really? We’re all cool here, right?

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > PS9 12/12/2015 at 16:36

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At that point it's more like borrowing it when you haven't gotten around to asking yet, really. I couldn't even fault you for that.

bob and john > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 12/15/2015 at 21:45

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I’ll remember to make a trip down to borrow it one day LOL.